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What is Return of Revenge? Return of Revenge is a Flash movie series created by Ishntknew (that's me!) It chronicles the adventures of Dr. Eggman on a planet called Mobiearth, as he battles the forces of Sonc with the intent of conquering. Along the way, he meets such faces as Ninaj, a supremely powerful but benevolent being, and Gigantor, a humongous mecha that strangely resembles the doctor. The movies seem to be entirely what is called "random", but this is far from the case.
My description there was fairly bare bones, but it gets the gist of the project across. To go into more detail, the original Return of Revenge was produced on a whim, and dedicated to Chris (the site admin)'s birthday. The series then continued from there. While the humor is intended to spring from its unpredictable nature, I've been informed that randomness is less than humorous, and shouting "Purple cheese balognasaurs" among anyone over the age of 14 will merely get eyes rolling. That's where the hook comes in. Return of Revenge is not truly random. The series does, in fact, have an elaborate plot which I plan to reveal eventually. The feeling that it is nonsense is enhanced by the fact that several of the movies thus far have been shown out of order (indeed, there has yet to be a direct sequel to the original), and therefore, the confusion is heightened. I'm attempting to, in the end, pull off a plan so obfuscated that anyone watching the movie will either think "There's no way there's really a plan", "What was he on?" or "This is stupid, what a waste of my time." But when the pieces come together, it should all make sense. That doesn't mean it's not stupid, of course. And it's yet to be seen if I can truly pull this off. But I can try.
Yes, I'm serious. In spite of the nature of
the cartoons, I do plan to do this. I have no reason, really, beyond simple
boredom. Why am I giving this such a thorough page? Again, mostly boredom.
I do worry that the humor in the videos won't be for everyone, and many WILL
in fact find it stupid and a waste of time. However, hopefully some people
can draw some enjoyment from it. For those who don't, hopefully I can make
it up to you with some genuinely high quality content in the future. You have
my sincerest apologies. Okay, but why Dr. Eggman? Because this is an Eggman fansite? Well, originally
this started off as something of a parody, but it evolved beyond that quickly.
So now there's a very logical reason for there to be Sonic characters all
over the place, which will be exposed in the future. (If I told you WHY now
that wouldn't be obfuscating it, now would it?) What's Revenge of Return? Tony wanted to do a collaboration Return of Revenge with me, and I said "Sure, why not". Then later I remembered I had real plans for Return of Revenge, so I decided to spin Revenge of Return off into its own series. It's similarly stupid, but the blame can be split between me and my collaborators at least. As far as I know, there's no secret overarching plot for Revenge of Return.
I've provided a timeline and summaries here. A list of characters can be found here. These will be updated as new movies hit.
That would probably make this go faster, yes.
Go back to the Return of Revenge page.
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