The Eggman Empire Written by and starring Dr.Eggman, of The Eggman Empire http://www.dreggman.com Episode 9 : "Attack Of The Eggman" ____________________________ I'm Dr.Eggman, the greatest scientiffic genius of the world! I have a new plan! To use my most powerful weapons to conquer the world! Get ready, Sonic, because not even you, prickly pest, can stop me! Nothing can survive this assault! Mwahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha! ____________________________ *Eggman is standing on the deck of the Egg Carrier, floating near Station Sqare. With him are the following: Metal Sonic, Metal Knuckles, Tails Doll, Silver Sonic,and Egg Robo..* Eggman: All of you, listen to what I say! Your mission is to go down there, destroy everything, and leave nothing standing! I want everything demolished so I can build my empire! Yosh! Metal Sonic: *robot noise* Eggman: Ack! Let me fix that speech problem. *inserts a data disk into Metal Sonic* Metal Sonic: About time you re-installed me my speech information! Do you know how hard it is to communicate by making robot noises?! Eggman: Silence! Listen to ME! Metal Knuckles: Ha ha ha! Eggman: That goes for YOU too! Metal Sonic: *snicker* Eggman: As you know, Sonic has been ruining my plans since day one. So, what do you think I'm going to do about it? All: SING THE DOOM SONG! Eggman: NO! All: *silent* Eggman: Aaaarghhh! Just go destroy everything! *2 seconds later* *The Egg Carrier is destoryed, and it crashlands in some unknown location in the Jungle.* Eggman: That's NOT what I meant!!! I meant destory everything that ISN'T affiliated with me! Metal Sonic. Oh...um..................sorry.^^ Eggman: What have you got to say for yourself?! Tails Doll: ... Eggman: Oh, silent, are you? I'll make you talk! Tails Doll: ... Eggman: Speak, man! SPEAK! Tails Doll: ... Eggman: That thing's just freaky. Why did I make it, anyway? *Flashback* Eggman: Aaaargh! Metal Knuckles is complete, but I don't have time to make a Metal Tails before the racing torunament begins! I need to make some kind of Tails robot though! *in less than a minute, Eggman makes Tails Doll* Eggman: There! I call it...Tails Doll! Metal Knuckles: That's the stupidest thing I ever saw. Eggman: Silence! It is MY creation! Speak, Tails Doll! Tails Doll: ... Eggman: Yeah, your right, it is stupid. *End Flashback* Eggman: Oh well. Silver Sonic: I feel so neglected. Egg Robo: Cheese is the world's ultimate lifeform. Eggman: What the... Metal Knuckles: Why did this happen to us?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! This is all Metal Sonic's fault! Metal Sonic: My fault?! You helped destroy the Egg Carrier too! Silver Sonic: No one ever notices me... Tails Doll: *stares blankly at the scene* Egg Robo: Ah, the power of cheese. Eggman: Pull yourselves together! You are the best Badniks on my forces! You have all been trained to deal with these kinds of situations! Now...let's devise a plan to get back to civilization! All: *stare at Eggman* Metal: Hey! I just rememberd! I have a teleporter thing. Eggman: You mean you just NOW remembered that?! Metal: Heh, heh, yeah. ^_^;;; Eggman: Hmmmm...very well, very well! We're off to invade Station Sqaure! *teleports* Eggman: For some reason, I don't think this is Station Sqaure. *Eggman and the Badniks are surrounded by Baconniks* Metal Sonic:Oh...I must have had the coordinates set to Baconman Land by accident. Metal Knuckles: Great job, moron! Metal Sonic: Your the moron, ya metal knucklehead! Egg Robo: *chanting* Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeese...Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeese... Tails Doll: *blank expression* ... Silver Sonic: No one, NO ONE, pays any attention to me! It's always Metal this, and Metal that... Baconman: *suddenly appears* YUSH! It seems we have some unexpected visitors! Eggman: YOSH! It's me, Eggman! Er...wait, this isn't good. Hsoy! (Yosh spelled backwards. :P) Baconman: YUSH! Eggman, greetings, and welcome to Baconman Land! *echoes a few times* Baconman Land...Baconman Land...Baconman Land... Eggman: Creepy... Metal Sonic: Can I kill him now? Eggman: Go ahead. Baconman: Ah ha! Not so fast, eggs-for-brains! I have a new weapon! Come forth, BACON SONIC! *a Sonic-like robot, made of bacon, enters* Bacon Sonic: *bacon noise* Baconman: Heh heh...whoops. *gives Bacon Sonic the "Bacon Of Speech"* Bacon Sonic: Bacon is better than metal! I will crush Metal Sonic! Metal Sonic: We'll see about that... Eggman: Baconman...that's pathetic. Shadow: *appears* That's MY catchphrase! *disapears* Eggman: Er...fine then. YOSH! TO BE CONTINUED... _______________________ Next time on The Eggman Empire... Eggman: Oh no! Baconman unleashed his newest weapon, Bacon Sonic! Will Metal Sonic be able to stop him? Of course! He was built be me, and all my creations will reign supreme, because...I AM THE EGGMAN! Episode 10, "Look A Like" ________________________