The Eggman Empire
Written by and starring Dr.Eggman

Remember, go to http://dreggman.cjb.net, all you Eggman fans!
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Chapter 8: Dr.Baconman Strikes Back!

I'm Dr.Eggman, the greatest scientiffic genius of the world!
Well, after a vain attempt to completely get rid of Sonic,
I returned to my base to replan.

Stupid hedgehog! I've take over the world roughly five
times in this story, and he keeps reclaiming it for the worthless cause of freedom!
Well, I'll show him! Muahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Eggman: Hee hee. I love this movie.

Eggman on TV: Go get him, Hyper Metal Sonic!

Eggman: I love me.

*suddenly, a loud explosion is heard outside Eggman's hidden base*

Eggman: Whatever could that be? *walks outside outisde* Gasp!

*And what do you think he saw? That's right! None other than Dr.Baconman
from episode five!He's back. Yep.*

Eggman: Baconman! Great! As if Sonic wasn't enough trouble! 

Baconman:*usual nasal voice* Hohohohoho! Yush! Greetings, Eggman!
I have returned to take over the world!

Eggman:NO! Taking over the world is MY job!

Baconman: No! It's MY job! *holds out a liscense* Here's my official 
world-conquering liscense!

Eggman: *looks at it* Hey! That's the year I graduated!

Baconman: Huh. Funny coincidence, isn't it? Hey! Wait! We're supposed to
be enemies!

Eggman: Get out or I'll...um...

Baconman: *steals Eggman's Badnik-maker. You know, the thing that puts those 
animals inside Eggman's robots*I shall use this to rule the world! *leaves*

Eggman: NO! I've got to get that back! Without it, I can't make my animal-powered
robots!

Some random person: Why not power up the robots with something else,
like electricity or gasoline or something?

Eggman: Quiet you! I must go to Bacontropolis and get my Badnik-Maker back!
*leaves*

*Later*

Eggman: Bacontropolis...scary...

*it looks like a big city, with neon lights
all over the place, kinda like Moonside from EarthBound.*

Eggman: Hmmm...there's the Bacon Capitol Building! *goes in*

Baconman: Eggman! Welcome! Trying to get your Baconnik-Maker back, eh?

Eggman: It's a BADNIK-Maker, and no, I'm not TRYING! I AM going to get it back!

Baconman: Hmph! My new right-hand assistant will take care of you!

Eggman: And who is he?

Baconman: Assistant! Come here!

High pitched annoying voice: Coming, Dr.Baconman!

Eggman: Oh no! NOT HIM!

Minion Dude: Yes, Dr.Baconman? What can I do for you? *looks at a Baconnik* 
Oooooh...what does this button do? *presses it and caues it to explode* Oops.

Baconman: MINION DUDE, YOU IDIOT! Curse that Mysteryious Voice for
causing this annoying fool to join me!

Eggman: Ha ha!

Baconman: Minion Dude, your fired!

Minion Dude: Awwwww...*goes away*

Baconman: Now to show you the power of the Baconniks! They are powerful,
fast, and...MADE OF BACON! Yush!

*a bunch of robots that are made of bacon appear*

Eggman:YOSH! *eats them all*

Baconman: No! No! No!! Hmmmm...no matter. I call upon the 
Bacon Bomb!

*a Bom-Omb appears*

Bacon Bomb: Tick tock.

Baconman: When it goes off, everything withen 50 square miles will be destroyed! Goodbye,
Eggman!

Eggman: You idiot! You'll be caught in the explosion too!

Baconman: Oh...I never thought of that...

Both: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*

*Bacontropolis is in ruins*

Eggman: Ow...

Baconman: Need....medic!

Eggman: At least this couldn't get any worse...

Sonic: Eggman! I knew you were behind this explosion! I'll teach you to senselessly
destroy things! *spin dashes toward him*

Eggman: *eyes widen* AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

To Be Continued...
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Eggman: Bah! Next time, I'm going out on an all out full scale invasion!
The world will finally be mine! After all...I AM THE EGGMAN!

Chapter 9: "Attack Of The Eggman!"
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