THE EGGMAN EMPIRE Written by and starring Dr.Eggman, owner of The Eggman Empire web site: http://www.angelfire.com/empire/doctoreggman AUTHOR'S NOTE Hey, guys, I'm FINALLY back! Mua ha ha! Now for some more Eggman insanity! I've been working on my website recently, so check it out by going to the address above! Thanks! Episode 6 " The Eggman Empire Telethon...OF DOOM!" I'm Dr.Eggman, the greatest scientiffic genius of the world! Hahahahahaha! Did you ACTUALLY believe what I said in the last chapter about changing my ways?! Oh, what an incompatant fool you are! HA! I have become even more evil and...um...egg-like! So tremble at my power! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! ________________________________________________________ Eggman: Greetings and welcome to the The Eggman Empire Telethon! Our goal this evening is to raise one billion+ dollars for my Empire! Please donate your money to 1-800-EGGMAN. *Eggman looks at a card* Eggman: *ahem* First, for your entertanment...Tails the signing fox/boy/thing/freak of nature/whatever the heck he is. Tails: *singing* I wanna fly high.... *Tails is hit with a tomato* Tails: Hey! I wasn't finished! *sings again* So I can reach the... *tomato hits him again* Tails: Grrr....WHO'S DOING THIS?! Sonic: *holding a bag of tomatoes* Yeah! Who'd ever do such a thing? Um... who knows? It was...um...MARIO! Mario: It was-a-me, Mario! Hey, wait! I didin't-a-do-a-anything! Tails: Grrr....*chases Mario out of the studio* Mario: Mama mia! *runs away* Tails: Come back here! *runs after him* Eggman: Well...um...let's check the donations, shall we? * the numbers appear on the screen: $0. * Eggman: No money yet?! Hmm...well, next on our program, we have...*looks at card* Well...we were supposed to have a performance of "Do the Mario!", but our performer seems to be...busy at the moment.... *meanwhile, in Station Sqaure* Mario: Wah! Woohoo! Yahoo! *jumps around* Tails: *flying after him* YOU SHALL NOT INSULT MY SINGING!!! Mario: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! *back at the studio* Eggman: So...moving along...Shadow the Hedgehog's...game reviews. What kind of lame exuse is that for a telethon segment?! Shadow: Quiet, you pathetic mortal being. Eggman: Eh, whatever. Shadow: First on my list is Sonic Adventure 2: Battle. I give this game a perfect 10. For it stars me, THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM!!! Sonic: Faker! Shadow: *ignores him and continues* I also give a perfect 10 to Super Mario Sunshine. It was a pretty cool game. Eggman: Yeah, it was...Hey, speaking of Mario...where is he, anyway? The one reason most people are watching is for his "Do the Mario!" performance! I hope he gets here soon.... *meanwhile, in the middle of the ocean* Mario: *with his Frog Suit power-up, swimmimg away* Waaaaaaaaaaah! Tails: *flying after him* YOU WILL DIE! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Mario: MAMA MIA! *back at the studio* Eggman: Oh well...I guess it'll have to wait. Well, then, I suppose next we'll have...Amy...singing her annoying theme song. Amy: *singing* Sweet, sweet, your so sweet... *elsewhere, Mario lands on the shore of Isle Delfino and continues to run away. Tails follows* Mario: * now using FLUDD* Alrighty, you-a-fox-a-boy! I'm gonna use-a-my-a-super-a-powerful-a-weapon-a! *uses FLUDD to spray water at Tails* Tails: *annoyed* ARRRGHH! I'LL GET YOU! *continues chasing him* Mario: Waaaaaaaah! *back at the studio* Amy: ...for eternity! Okay, I'm done. Eggman: YOSH! Glad THAT song's over Amy: Yeah, like YOU can sing? Eggman: As a matter of fact...*starts singing* I'm plotting my schemes, wherever I go... *everyone covers their ears* Sonic: AH! Noise pollution! Can't...take...much...more! Eggman:...Their perfect in every way! I'd love to destroy the blue one you know, he's an obstacle that always gets in my way! Sonic: NOOOOOOOO! Eggman: I AM THE EGGMAN! THAT'S WHAT I AM! I AM THE EGGMAN! I GOT THE MASTER PLAN! *elsewhere* Mario: *Mario is running around Delfino Plazza, with Tails following* Tails: Come back here you mustached muffin-head! Mario: ... Tails: Okay...I admit...that was kinda lame.... *suddenly, Mario jumps in a warp pipe and ends up back at the studio* Eggman: I got the master...- Mario:-...DO THE MARIO! Swing your arms from side to side! C'mon, it's time to go! DO THE MARIO! Take one step, and then again, let's do the Mario, all together now! DO THE MARIO! *suddenly the money chart reaches $1,000,000,000. Yay.* Eggman: Well, what do you know? We reached our desired total. Good night, folks. This is Dr.Eggman, signing out. Mario: Thank you-a-so much for-a-to playing my game. *everyone looks at Mario* Mario: Letsa go! Yahooo! Everyone else: *anime fall* Eggman: Untill next time... Mario: Areverderchi! Tails: *runs in with carrying a giant hammer* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Mario:MAMA MIA! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! The End..? _________________________________________________ Eggman: Next time, on The Eggman Empire, I'm gonna go spend all that money I earned at the telethon. Oh, but what to buy? Weapons, battle-stations, robot supplies? Choices, choices.... Coming Soon: Episode Seven: "The Eggman Empire Buys Alotta Worthless Junk"