The Eggman Empire
Written by Dr.Eggman
Starring Dr.Eggman

Disclaimer: Yeah, it's Sega's. Go away.

Eggman: It's me, Eggman! Well, on the last Eggman Empire, I was about to defeat
Sonic! But...that annoying hedgehog stopped my glorious plans.Mmmm...
I'll get him! But lately I've been imposing more and more ridiculous laws!
 Hahahahahahaha! And now to impose a BIG one on Sega, Nintendo, and Sony... 
Hahahahahahahaha!

Episode 4: "Egg Games"

*Eggman is sitting in a conference room with representitives from the three video
game companies.*

Eggman: Now, my demands are quite simple. Make games about ME!

Nintendo Man: But...

Eggman: No questions asked! MAKE THEM NOW!

Sega Man: Oh...okay.

Sony Man: I'll get right on it!

*mall*

Sonic: Let's see what games they have on display. Mmmm...AAAHHHHHHH!!!

*Sonic shrieks in horror at the three new titles he sees*

*on one of the demo screens*

Eggman: *BAD Ittalion accent, dressed in overalls and a hat with the latter "E" on it*
 Itsa me, Eggmanio! Press-a-start to-a-play
Super Eggmanio Bros.!

Sonic: Odd.

*another screen*

Eggman: *dressed in ancient style clothes.* Eggman's Fantasy X! Buy today!

Sonic: That title...just doesn't sound right.

*yet another demo game*

Eggman:*dressed like he normally is, and zipping all over the place like a madman
in jet-powered shoes* I'm Eggman! Eggman the fastest scientist on the planet! Buy
Eggman Adventure today! 

Sonic: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

*later, Eggman's Hidden Pyramid Base*

Eggman:*playing Super Eggmanio Bros.* YES! Now to defeat King Poopa and
 restore the Egg Kingdom!

Eggperson:*in the game* Thank you, Eggman, but Sera is in another base!
(Sera was from Sonic Anime. The daughter of The Presient. In the anime, Robotnik
 liked Sera A LOT.)

Eggman: Heh heh...

* later still*

Shadow: Ever notice how life hasn't changed any since Eggman became 
"the supreme ruler"?

Amy: Yeah, he mostly just...doesn't do anything.

Sonic: Look what Eggman did!

*points to a magazine ad, advertising the games*

Sonic: Me must cease his evil schemes!

Shadow: You just get lamer and lamer.

Sonic: You....um...FAKER!

Shadow:*rolls eyes*

Amy: I'm coming too!

*later*

Eggman:Come on! This has to be the last castle! 

Eggperson:*in the game*Hey, you found Sera! WRONG! She's in another house. Go away.

Eggman: Aw, darn.

Sonic: I have come in the name of justice to stop you!

Shadow:Lame.

Sonic: Quiet! You FAKER!

Amy: Sonic, you look so handesome when your angry.

Sonic: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Eggman: What do you want NOW?!

Sonic: Eggman, since you took over the planet about a week ago, you've made
everyone your mindless slaves, but THIS draws the line!Mario belongs with
 Nintendo. FF characters belong in Final Fantasy. And I am, and always will be,
the star of the Sega games! You got that?!

Eggman: Aw, fine. I hate this ---- game, anyway. Sera's ALWAYS in another castle.

*later*

Sonic: Alright! I'm Sega's mascot again!

Shadow: *unenthusistically*Whopee.

Sonic: And YOUR still a FAKER!

Amy: And YOUR still my boyfriend, Sonic!

Sonic: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*back at Eggman's Hidden Pyramid Base*

Eggman: Hmmm...all is well.

*suddenly, an alien like beam emits out of nowhere*

Eggman:...Or not.

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Eggman: Next time on The Eggman Empire, I meet with an imposter of myself!
Hmmm...this guy seems like trouble. What? You've come to take controll of MY
Eggman Empire! I'll stop you! After all...I AM THE EGGMAN!
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Stay tuned for Episode 4: "Dr.Baconman"

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Author's Note: Now that school's starting, I'll probably update about every two
 weeks(maybe even less often than that).
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