Egg-Disclaimer: I own nothing here. The Eggman Empire! written by Dr.Eggman Starring Dr.Eggman Last time on The Eggman Empire: _____________________________ Eggman: I'm Dr.Eggman, the greatest scientiffic genius of the world! Last time I started my TV channel, The Eggman Empire Network! Although, no one said ruling the world was easy. I just found out that Sonic and his friends are trying to stop me. Pathetic animals! I'll show them how powerful I am! ____________________________ Episode 3:"Smash Those Bloody Rebels!" Sonic: C'mon! We stopped Eggman before! Why should it be any different this time? Tails: Because the entire planet supports him like a band of mindless zombies? Knuckles: Tails does have a point. Sonic: Fine! If you wanna stay here, go ahead! I'm gonna stop Eggman! *Sonic runs out of the room* Shadow: How pathetic. *Eggman's Base* Eggman: Ah, what a fine day to cause madness and mayhem! Let's see, now that I'm in charge, I should set some more ridiculous laws! Voice that sounds like Sonic: Oh no you won't! Eggman: Whoever could it be?! *the SA2 voice actor for Sonic walks into the room* Voice actor: Hey, that hedgehog's coming this way! Eggman: I must stop him! * Eggman hops into the Eggmobile and goes into an action packed music-video with cheap audio and visual effects* Background singers: Sonic is one the way.... Eggman is here to ruin Sonic's day! HEY! Eggman will keep on ruling the world and- Eggman: OH! I can't concentrate! *throws eggs at them* * Eggman runs over Sonic in his Eggmobile. Eggman turns around and starts laughing at Sonic as the Eggmobiles still going at full speed.* Eggman: Hahahahahahah-Oof! *Eggman hits a tree and the Eggmobile explodes.* Eggman: Sonic! You dare challenge me? Sonic: What kind of introduction was that?! Eggman: I don't know. I rather liked it. Sonic: Anyway, I'm gonna stop you! Eggman: Hahahahahaha! Do you think you can sneeze at a genius of my caliber? Sonic: No, I could spread germs. Eggman: Moron! Sonic: Not morons! Bacteria! Eggman: You don't get it! Sonic: I hope I don't get it! It could be contagious! _____________________________________ Author:Don't you just love theese stupid puns? _____________________________________ Eggman:Enough of this! Sayonara, Sonic the Hedgehog! Sonic: No, that's how everyone says goodbye to Shadow not... Eggman: Aaaarrrggghhhh! Sonic: No that's how they say "Bye, Sonic" in German. Eggman: Why am I here again? Sonic: You were gonna let me go home. Eggman: Okay. *later* Eggman: HEY! I WAS TRICKED! The catalouge said I'd get THREE shiploads of eggs! They only sent one! Hmmm... *thinks* Eggman: Oh my goodness! I let Sonic escape! Sonic's Voice Actor: Hiya, Eggman. Eggman: Your still here? Voice Actor: Yep. Eggman: Okay. *Sonic's house* Shadow: OH! (bleep noise) YOU SONIC SPINBALL!!! TOO HARD! CHAOS SPEAR!!! *destroy's the game, the Sega Genisis, the TV and all.* Sonic: Hey! That was mine! Shadow: Oops. Aw well. You were pathetic at every game you had. Amy: Hi, Sonic! *holding a tray of cookies* Sonic: Amy, why are you in my house?! Amy: This is my house, silly. Sonic and Shadow: *realizes where they are* Shadow: Pink! Pink! Pink! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! EVIL PINKNESS! My eyes! Sonic: Cool! You destroyed AMY's stuff and not mine! This rocks! Amy: *tackles and clings to Sonic* Sonic: This stinks. *booooooom!* Sonic: Wha? *Eggman crashes through the ceiling* Eggman: Hahahahahahahha! Now I can destroy you and-OH! COOKIES! *Eggman eats them all.* Amy: That was RUDE! Eggman: Why am I here again? Sonic: You were about to leave. Eggman: Right, I was about to l-HEY! I was not! Shadow: Sonic, that was pathetic. Sonic: SHUT UP, FAKER! Amy:*notices her stuff's been destroyed* Ah! My TV! My Sega Genisis! MY SONIC SPINBALL! I ruled at that game! Eggman: Bah! I'll bet I'm better! Amy: Fine! Let's see! *Eggman pulls out a TV, Sega, and game cartridge* * later* Eggman: See, my score was way better than yours! Ha! Amy: Oh...shut up! Stupid. Eggman: Now...Why am I here again? Sonic, Shadow, and Amy: *anime fall* Eggman: Oh yeah! Sonic, time for me to destroy you! Sonic: Come and get some, Eggman! Eggman: Do you ALWAYS have to quote from what you said in SA2? Sonic: You always do it too, so don't talk! Eggman: Well, it's not an obsessive habit with me! *ten hours later* Eggman: Oh SURE! I'll have you know the mere fact that I was a playable character is what made those SA2 sales skyrocket! And I'll PROBABLY be playable in SA3 too!In fact, since I rule the world now, I can MAKE Sega have me as a playable character! Sonic: I hate you. Eggman: Now to destroy you! *charges up the laser canon* *nothing happens* Eggman: Aw, phooie! I'm outta gas! Sonic: Hahahahahahahahahaha! Eggman:Aaarrrgghh! I'll get you yet Sonic! *runs away dragging the Egg Walker with him.* TO BE CONTINUED.... ________________________ Eggman:Next time on The Eggman Empire, I plan to introduce even crazier laws than I already have? Will Sonic try to stop me? If he does, he'll be in for a surprise. I can't lose! I'll keep on ruling the planet because...I AM THE EGGMAN! _______________________ AUTHOR'S NOTE: Soon, I'll make yet another fanfiction series called "Sonic Fights" which feature characters from the Sonic universe fighting in ridiculous battles. Coming soon! Please! Reveiw this story!