Egg-Disclaimer- I don't own any of this. The Eggman Empire written by Dr.Eggman Starring Dr.Eggman Last time on The Eggman Empire... ____________________________ Eggman: Hey, this is Eggman! Last time, I tried to get an assisstant, but it... well, it didn't work. But I did manage to create Eggman Land. Now, my next step is to start my own telivision network! Let's see how it goes... ____________________________ Episode 2: The Eggman Empire Network And, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, ACTION! Eggman:*on telivision* Welcome to the only channel on telivision starting now, The Eggman Empire Network! Sonic: *spits out his coffee in disgust* WHAT THE?! Eggman: That's right! Keep flipping the channels people. You'll see my handesome face on every one! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Sonic: NOOOOOOOO! Eggman: Coming up next, News With Eggman! Eggman:*dressed in a suit and tie* Today the brillaint Dr.Eggman took over the world's telivision system. So far, everything's going well. That wraps up this news bulliten. Eggman:*in normal outfit* When we return after these egg commercials we'll get to Eggman Music! Sonic: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I have to do something! Announcer guy: Have you had an egg today? Of course you have! It's the only food that's allowed on the planet! Now back to The Eggman Empire Network! Sonic: I have to get to that studio, right away! *Sonic goes to the Eggman Studio and is promptly arressted.* Sonic: Eggman, you creep! I'll stop you! Eggman: *dressed like a punk rapper* Yo. Word. Wassup. Aw, the heck with this "thug lingo." Here you have it folks, the top ten hits of The Eggman Empire! 10. I Am The Eggman 9.I Am The Eggman 8.I Am The Eggman 7.I Am The Eggman 6.I Am The Eggman 5.I Am The Eggman 4.I Am The Eggman 3.I Am The Eggman 2.I Am The Eggman 1.I Am The Eggman *music starts playing* Singer person: The story begins with who's gonna win and knowing the danger that lies withen. Aboard the ARK A genius at heart And wanting to unlock the mysteries of life I am the Eggman... *elsewhere- Eggman's Prison* Sonic: Man, this stinks. Tails:Yep. Knuckles: I know what you mean. Rouge: Eggman got us. Amy: This is SO unfair! Shadow:You are SO pathetic! Amy: Your mean! Sonic: How'd you guys get here? You tried to rebel, right? Tails: Actually, we were arrested for eating...anything other than eggs. Sonic: This has gone too far! Shadow: CHAOS CONTROLL! *they warp to Sonic's hose* Sonic: Why didn't you just do that in the first place? Shadow: I didn't feel like it. Pathetic mortal being. Sonic: You...er...FAKER! *back at the studio* *Eggman is now standing at a podium about to give a speech* Eggman: Now, I have come to give a speech about how greart I am! You under-minded nitwits should feel priviliged. *ahem* I am a genius. I am smart. I am wise. I am a supreme epmeror. I am... *three days, two hours, and thirt minutes later*\ Eggman...the greatest genius this world has EVER known. Thank you. * Eggman's camera crew, cleaning straff, and other employees are almost dead. Eggman: Yes, next on The Eggman Empire Network: Eggman Land's Most Wanted! Eggman: *dressed like a cop* *behind him are pictures of Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Rouge, Shadow, and Amy.* Have you seen any of these individuals? If so, report them to The Eggman Empire Police... OR ELSE! Now for some more egg comercials! Announcer: Got eggs? Eggman: Welcome back to The Eggman Empire Network! Now it's time for a bit of history... Eggman:*dressed like a scholerly professor* As you all know, a few days ago I took over a small amusement park and it became Eggman Land! Now that Land has consumed the entire world! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! * Sonic's house* Sonic:I say we give up. Shadow: No! We must fight for...*yawn* Yeah...we're stuck with him ruling, I guess. Amy: Let's see what's on TV. *turns the telivision on* *Eggman is dancing around in a chicken suit* *Amy turns it back off* Sonic: I don't even wanna know. *later at the studio* Eggman: And that brings to the end of today's Egg-Market overview. *looks to the camera man* AND CUT! Eggman: *ahem* During the time I'm not on live, we will constantly run some old Sonic cartoons with some... minor changes I put in. *on screen* Cartoon Robotnik: I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG! *flattens Sonic to death with a large hammer* Cartoon Sonic: Owies. Eggman: Exellent show. I renamed it "Adventures Of Eggman The Genius." Random Employees(adlib): Exellent idea sir! Yes,yes,yes. Long live Eggman! Now, in the meantime, I'll be planning my next increae in power. Keep up the work. *later still* Eggman: And now it's time for Eggman's Talk Show! ________________________________________ AUTHOR'S NOTE: I have a fanfic series out now, called "Eggman's Talk Show" which is basically a spin-off of this series. ________________________________________ Eggman: Tonight I'll be interviewing Omochao! Omochao: Your so mean! *flies away* Eggman: Thanks, your a wonderful audiance! We'll be right back after these egg commercials! * a cow walks by with a sign that says "Eet Mor Egs"(the mispelling was intentional) Back to The Eggman Empire! Adventures Of Eggman The Genius! Eggman: Watch this cartoon based on MY life! OR ELSE! Enjoy! *a cartoon Robotnik that looks almost NOTHING like Eggman appears on the screen* Eggman:*back at the studio* Whew! That was a good days work. *Sonic's House* Sonic: We'll get him...one day...one day... _____________________________________ Preview of Episode 3! YEAH! Eggman: Hey, it's me, Dr.Eggman! Next time on The Eggman Empire, I discover that Sonic and his friends have escaped and plan to oppose me! I'll show them they can't beat me because... I AM THE EGGMAN! Stay tuned for Episode Three: "Smash Those Bloody Rebels!" _____________________________________ TO BE CONTINUED...