The Eggman Empire
By Dr.Eggman
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Episode 12 - "Eggman CD"

*In BaconmanLand*

Baconman: Ah...the Presidential House! Home of the president and his
daughter Sera(See Sonic Anime)! I shall kidnap her, and hold her hostage until
I get the Chaos Emeralds! YUSH!

*In EggmanLand*

Eggman: Yosh! Man, Sera's hot! Ha ha ha! I'm gonna kidnap her and make her marry
me! ^_____^ To the Presidential house! I'm gonna go get my future wife!

*Later...the Capitol City*

Baconman: *running out of the city, carrying Sera, who's screaming her lungs out*
Shut up! Man, that's annoying!

Sera: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Won't someone help me!

*Baconman and Sera mysteriously appear in the Baconmobile and fly away*

*Capitol Building*

Eggman: *crashes through the wall in his Egg Walker* Alright! I'm here to kidnap...

Secret Service Agent Man: *sigh* Your too late. Baconman beat you to it.

Eggman: Baconman! That fiend! I shall go to his base in Baconman Land and...

Secret Service Agent Man: Save her? Oh thank you!

Eggman: No....I'm going there so I can kidnap her! *waves* See ya! *goes away*

Secret Service Agent Man: Oh...I don't think the President's gonna like this...

*Baconman Land*

Eggman: Alright, now to find Baconman!

Baconman: Hi, Eggman! *waves*

Eggman: *sweatdrop* Hi...heh heh...you wouldn't happen to know where Sera is,
would you?

Baconman: *casually* Why yes...I've kidnaped her, and am currently holding her
for ransom. They deliver the Chaos Emeralds, and I let her go.

Eggman: I'll see about that! I've come to rescue her, so I can take her to Eggman Land
and force her to marry me like I almost did in Sonic Anime!

Sera: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Baconman: Hush, you.

Sera: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Eggman: ^_^;;;;;;

Baconman: Very well...you must race Bacon Sonic on the...
GASEOUS-SPHERE DUST HIGHWAY!

Eggman: Why is it that everytime you copy something I do, it always has an incredibly
lame name?

Baconman: Hush you! Bacon Sonic! Come forth!

*Bacon Sonic comes forth*

Bacon Sonic: *uninterested* What?

Baconman: You have to race him!

Eggman: Hah! Piece of cake! My Eggmobile is...

Baconman:...Not going to be used in the race.

Eggman: Say what?!

Baconman: Heh heh...This is a foot race, just like in Sonic CD...

Eggman: Why do I get the feeling that even if I win I won't get Sera?

Baconman: Because your trying too hard to parrellel this to Sonic CD! Now quit thinking
and start racing! Let's...GOOOOOOOOOOO!

*they start running through Gaseous-Sphere Dust Highway*

*Baconman follows, destroying the path behind them*

Eggman: Must...not...stop...running...*pant* *thinks* Screw this...*runs over to his
Eggmobile, flys over to Sera, grabs her, and leaves*

LATER...

Eggman: Here we are, home sweet Eggman Land! WHA?!

*It's swarming with government agents, who immediately attack Eggman*

Eggman: Sonic CD had a happy ending! *faints*

TO BE CONTINUED...

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This is Eggman speaking! Next time,  !
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