"The Eggman Empire" By Dr.Eggman Visit dreggman.com! (Mako-Chan made the character Big Boss Omochao, and this character is used with permission.) Episode 11 - "The Omochao Invasion" I'm Dr.Eggman, the greatest scientific genius of the world! Last time, Metal Sonic defeated Bacon Sonic in battle! It was a fight to end all fights! Sadly, our invasion did not go as scheduled, and we had to return home. Now I'm planning a new invasion...but I have a feeling my plans are going to be interupted... *Eggman's Base* Eggman: Ah, what a disgustingly normal day... *Omochao magically appears* Omochao: Sticks and stone may break my bones but birds may never eat cheese! Eggman: What the- Omochao: HELLO! I'm Omochao! I'm here to help you! Eggman: Um...okay...you can start by telling me how to take over the world! Omochao: One plus one equals one on a bun! ^o^ Eggman: *kicks Omochao* Worthless hunk of scrap metal! Where do you all come from anyway?! Omochao: We have a base beneath the sewers! Randomness is the name of cowmice! Eggman: Sewers...Hmmmmm...Oh well, that information will probably serve no importance(FORSHADOWING ALERT!!!). Be gone, you vile creature! Omochao: *looks at him* And who do you think -you- are? Eggman: My name is Eggman! Don't forget my name- if you ask me again, I'll tell you the same! Omochao: Who are you? Eggman: I'm the Eggman, that's what I am! Omochao: I'm Omochao! Nice to m-m-m-meet y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you! Eggman: Stupid defective thing! *throws it out the window* Omochao:*being thrown out of the window* Weeeee! ELSEWHERE...The Omochao Base... Big Boss Omochao: *just watched the whole thing from a security camera moniter thing* Look at that! Eggman's treating the Omochao like we're worthless! *turns around to face a room full of thousands of Omochao* And he isn't the only one! We've tried to help the world by giving information, but now, we shall get our revenge for not getting the credit we deserve! The world will be ours! Omochao Army: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Station Square.............. Eggman: Mwahahaha! What a fine day...FOR DESTRUCTION! *starts blasting random buildings* *As he is doing this, hundreds of Omochao begin attacking from the air.* Eggman: *notices* Whoah! It's a bunch of those Omochao! Omochao 1: D-d-d-d-did you find the diiiiiiiiiging tool yeeeeeeeeet? Omochao 2: To defeat the Egg Viper, eat 30 pounds of bacon fat! Omochao 3: *sings the Doom Song* Eggman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! This is my worst nightmare come true! The world is being invaded by OMOCHAO!!! *Big Boss Omochao magically appears* Big Boss Omochao: That's right, human! We will rule all! Hawuh hawuh hawuh! Eggman: What kind of retarded laugh was that?! Big Boss Omochao: I don't know...I rather liked it. Omochao 4: Lima beans! Eggman: Why are you doing this?! Big Boss Omochao: Simple! We Omochao have been taken advantage of for years! And now...*demonic voice* WE WILL MAKE YOU ALL PAY!!! Omochao 5: Yes! Pay! Please pay the clerk at the front desk! Eggman: How can I stop these monsters?! Big Boss Omochao: >:] That's just it- you can't! Why, it would take the Chaos Emeralds to defeat us...*realizes he just revealed the secret* Oh, poo! Eggman: TO THE CHAOS EMERALDS! AWAAAAAAAAAAY! *runs off in some random direction* Later...Still in Station Square... Eggman: Where are those Emeralds?! *Baconman walks by, carrying all seven Chaos Emeralds* Eggman: BACONMAN! Baconman: Eh? *turns around* Well, well...Eggman, my enemy...what do YOU want? Eggman: Where'd you get those Emeralds?! Baconman: Sonic was selling them on Ebay! ^_____^ Eggman:*falls down* Baconman: I was gonna bid for the Master Emerald too, but I got outbid by some guy named Big Boss Omochao. Eggman: You WHAT?! Baconman: Yeah! He kept outbidding me...the little... Eggman: Baconman! I need those Emeralds! Baconman: Ha ha ha! Your my enemy! Why should I give them to you? Eggman: If you don't...I'll take them from you by force, the hard way! *Eggman magically appears in his Eggmobile* Baconman: Hah! Very well! *Baconman magically appears in Baconmobile* Random Referee Man: Let the battle begin! Eggman: Hoo ha! *fires a cluster of missiles at Baconman* Baconman: Yush! *dodges and fires the Bacon Beam at Eggman* Eggman: Ha ha! *dodges, and a giant wreaking ball comes out of the Eggmobile* YOSH!!! *hits Baconman with it, destroying the Baconmobile.* Baconman: Yush...*goes unconcious* Later... Eggman: I have the Chaos Emeralds, Big Boss Omochao! Big Boss Omochao: Impressive...most impressive...but you are not cheese...yet... Egg Robo:*appears out of nowhere* I AM CHEESE! *dissapears* Eggman:*confused expression* Big Boss Omochao: For you see, I have the Master Emerald! *Knuckles appears* Knuckles: I came as fast as I could...I heard Sonic sold the Emeralds on Ebay! *Knuckles takes the Emeralds and leaves* Eggman: Well...this episode was dull... Big Boss Omochao: I still have...MY NEW ASSISTANT! Come forth, Minion Dude! Minion Dude: Coming Big Boss Omochao! *sees Eggman* Whoah! Eggman! COOL! *trips, and fall* Owie. Eggman: Awwww...not him again! Minion Dude: I shall defeat you! Aiiiiiieeeeeeeeee! *runs at him. Eggman slowly steps out of the way, and Minion Dude runs into the street where he is hit by a truck.*........................Ow. Big Boss Omochao: It's SO hard to find good help theese days! Eggman: Now to finish you! *throws an Egg Bomb at him* Big Boss Omochao: Curses! Eggman...I will be back...I will have my r-r-r-r-r-revenge! *explodes* ELSEWHERE... *Baconman wakes up* Baconman: Oh no! It can't be...*Baconman is surrounded by Omochao* Omochao 1: Fun plus fun equals fun on a bun! Omochao 2: Pie is the root of all root beer! Omochao 3: If I eat cheese, I will look like Egg Robo! Baconman: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Baconman runs away, being chased by hundreds of Omochao* Eggman: *watching from atop a building in Station Square* Now that's what I call a happy ending! *trips, and falls off the skyscraper*..........................................Ow. TO BE CONTINUED... ________________________ Eggman here! Next time, Baconman kidnaps the President's daughter, Sera! Now I have to go to Baconman Land to save her so -I- can kidnap her! But that's not all! I have to race against Bacon Sonic at Baconman's new race course! Will I be able to defeat Baconman? Find out next time on The Eggman Empire! _________________________