The Eggman Empire
Written by and starring Dr.Eggman
Episode 10, "Look A Like"

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I'm Dr.Eggman, the greatest scientiffic genius of the world!
What was SUPPOSED to be a routine invasion...
ended up getting us transported to Baconman Land!
Now, Dr.Baconman has unleashed a new weapon, Bacon Sonic!
Metal! Go destroy that faker!
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Eggman: Metal Sonic! Hurry! The moment for attack has come! It's now or never!

Metal Sonic: Right away, sir!

Baconman: Go get him, Bacon Sonic! Huah ha ha ha hawuh!

Bacon Sonic: Target aquired...fire! *shoots a bacon missile at Metal Sonic*

Metal Sonic: Waah! *gets hit...and bacon explodes, flying all over the place* 
..........Was THAT your attack?!

Bacon Sonic: Oh ho! Amazed at my power, eh? WELL YOU SHOULD BE!
BEHOLD THE BACON BEAM OF BACONY DOOM!

Everyone: *stares blankly at Bacon Sonic*

Baconman: Er...no time to fight here! Bacon Sonic and I are going
to the north polar icecap! There we will completely destroy the Land of the Sky!

Eggman: Why you little...That was my plan! I INVENTED THAT PLAN IN SONIC 
ANIME, YOU...PLAN STEALER!

Baconman: Yush! See you all later! Hoo hoo hoo!

*Baconman and Bacon Sonic teleport away*

Eggman: This is bad...if he manages to destroy that icecap...the entire outer 
diminsion of this planet will be destroyed. 

Metal Knuckles: Your point? I thought you wanted it that way.

Eggman: If Baconman destorys it all, there will be no world to take over!

Metal Knuckles: Oh...I see now...

Egg Robo: *mindlessly chanting  something about cheese*

Silver Sonic: I feel invisible...stupid Metal Sonic...hedgehogging all the glory.

Tails Doll: ...

Eggman: Come on! Let's get going! We have to get to the Ice Cap! Metal, I will 
return to the base to get the Eggmobile...meanwhile you, and you alone, must face 
Bacon Sonic!

Metal Sonic: Why just me?

Eggman: A device to advance the plot.

All: WHAT PLOT?!

Eggman: Aarghh...it's more entertaining to the reader!

Metal Sonic: Oh, okay! ^_^

*Ice Cap*

Metal Sonic: Hmmm...I got here too late...no, wait a minute...

*looks around*

Metal Sonic: Bacon has to still be around here somewhere!

*suddenly Bacon Sonic drills through the ground, knocking Metal Sonic over*

Metal Sonic: So now we can get down to the real fight! The last fake Sonic standing
will be the winner!

Bacon Sonic: Fair enough.

Metal Sonic: What? You say this world isn't big enough for both of us and one of us
has to go?!

Bacon Sonic: Huh?! I never said that...

Metal Sonic: I agree! *charges at Bacon Sonic*

Bacon Sonic: -_- Your confusing...*runs towards Metal Sonic*

Metal Sonic: Ha ha! I can't be stopped!

Bacon Sonic: *stops Metal*

Metal Sonic: Awwwww...

*Eggman and the other Badniks appear*

Eggman: Yosh! Badniks, attack!

Metal Knuckles: Grr...fine.

Tails Doll: ...

Silver Sonic: *sigh* I'll do it, but what's the use? I'll still be a forgotten character.

Egg Robo: I summon the power of cheese to aid us in battle!

*Baconman appears in the Baconmobile*

Baconman: Trying to overload Bacon's system by assimilating Metal's personality!
Impressive!

Eggman: What are you talking about? We didn't do that.

Baconman: Er...Yush!

Eggman: Your the most random person in this fanfic! I can't think of ANYONE more
random than you!

Egg Robo: Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese...

Eggman: *smacks his head into a block of ice*

Metal Sonic: Aiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeee! *shoots a missile at Bacon Sonic*

Bacon Sonic: *explodes*

Baconman: Nooooo!

Eggman: Well...so much for a decent plot.

All: WHAT PLOT?!

Eggman: Aw, nevermind.

Baconman: I HATE THAT METAL HEDGEHOG!

TO BE CONTINUED...
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Yosh! Next time on the Eggman Empire, the world is invaded by...
AN ARMY OF OMOCHAO?! Yes, Big Boss Omochao and his evil army
have decided to attack the world! Will I be able to stop them? Find out
next time on EE Anime!
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