DISCLAIMER: Sonic, Eggman, and all the other characters belong to Sega/Sonic Team. Disney Land belongs to Disney. The Eggman Empire written by Dr.Eggman Starring Dr.Eggman Episode One: Eggman Land Eggman: Ah, what a perfect day to take over Station Square! Despite the obvious fact that I'll most likely be defeated by Sonic. Oh well. I get bored. I get lonely here...So much free time. Now to think up a plan... *several weeks pass* Eggman: I've got it! No...wait...the answer's two, idiot! Wait...I forgot what what I was trying to think up... *several more weeks pass* Eggman: That's it! To take over Station Square I'll need to hire some random person to assist me with my schemes! Mysterious Voice: Eggman! Eggman: Wha?! Ah, a didembodied voice! Run! Mysterious voice: Idiot, snap out of it! I have come to tell you of who you shall hire. It will be a man named Minion Dude. He will assist you. Eggman: How do I know your telling the truth? Mysterious Voice: You don't! Hahahahahahaha! I could be lying! HA HA HA! Eggman:........ *later* Minion Dude:*annoying high pitched and over enthusiastic voice* I am Minion Dude!!! Eggman: The voice was right. Minion Dude: I have come to assist you take over Station Sqare and then the WORLD! Eggman: Um...yeah. But how did you know I was looking for an assistant? Minion Dude: That way cool voice told me! Eggman:Okay... Minion Dude: Ooooh! Robots! *touches a robots, and it explodes, destroying a few robots surrounding it* Eggman: I swear I am going to kill that...voice...thing.... for sending me annoying people. Minion Dude:*annoying laugh*Hahahahahahah! We'll rule the world and it'll be SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cool! Eggman: Er...yes, let's launch an attack! Minion Dude: Okay. *after a few hours* Eggman: So...Minion Dude...how's the invasion of Station Square coming along? Minion Dude:Um...Dr.Eggman, sir? You haven't started it yet. Eggman:*angry* I thought I told you to-*calms down* What do you suppose we do? Minion Dude: Go to Disney Land! Eggman: Yeah! *later, at Disney Land* Eggman: *wearing a Micky Mouse hat* Why am I here again? Minion Dude: Dunno. Eggman: Well, as long as I'm here, I'll take it over and turn it into Eggman Land! Minion Dude:*annoying laughter* Hahahahahahahaha! Eggman: I'll get you, Mr.Disembodied voice! How darest thou cusre me with this vile creature! Minion Dude: I wanna get some candy first! Eggman: Oh, okay. Me too. *later still: Minion Dude is eating some cotton candy. Eggman is sitting at a little table with a HUGE pile of assorted sweets, wolfing them down rapidly* Eggman: Okay! Now...what was I gonna do again? Minion Dude: Dunno. *suddenly, Sonic,Tails,Knuckles,Amy,Shadow,and Rouge walk into the area* Sonic: Hey! It's Eggman! And...some nerdy guy. Eggman: Sonic! My annoying adversary! Sonic: Eggman, my...evil...enemy...person... Shadow: You and your pathetic insults. Sonic: Shut up! FAKER!!! Amy: Boys! Calm down! Oh, and Sonic... Sonic: *gulp* Yes, Amy? Amy: I LOVE YOU!!! *tackles Sonic* Tails: Should we help him? Knuckles: Nah, too risky. This IS Amy we're dealing with after all. Rouge: What a way to start our vacation. Shadow: *looks at Sonic* How pathetic. Eggman: Why am I here again? Minion Dude: Dunno. Eggman: Oh yeah! I remember! I'm going to turn this park into EGGMAN LAND! Sonic:* still tackled by Amy and losing air* No...you...won't...you...*Sonic is now unconcious* Amy: SONIC! ARE YOU ALRIGHT! OH SPEAK TO ME, MY SONIC! Eggman: Fare well! *presses a button* *silence* Eggman: Um...the Egg Mobile should have come here. Minion Dude: Oh! I took the liberty of sending it to the repair shop! It's being worked on now! Aren't I helpful? Eggman: NO! We were supposed to use it to escape! Minion Dude: So, what'll we do? Eggman: You'll see..5....4....3...2...1... *Eggman and Minion Dude are attacked by Sonic and his friends* Minion Dude: Oh...okay... Eggman: *Almost unconcious* Let's get back to my base and re-plan.... *later* Minion Dude:*looking at Metal Sonic* Oooooh! COOL! *messes with a few buttons, and Metal Sonic falls apart* *Eggman walks into the room. He notices what happened and screams like a little girl* Eggman:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Minion Dude: Hi, Dr.Eggman! Eggman: You fool! Do you have ANY idea how hard it was to make that thing?!?! Minion Dude: Um...maybe? Eggman:*sigh* *tries not to lose his temper* Let's...just try to formulate a plan, shall we? Minion Dude: Okay... Eggman: Okay! We know Sonic and his friends are on vacation at Disney Land, right? Minion Dude: Um...maybe? Eggman: YES! WE DO! Oh, your frustrating! Minion Dude: *smiles* Eggman: I propose we ambush them with a troop of robots. What do you think? Minion Dude: *sleeping* Eggman: *throws a carton of eggs at Minion Dude* Wake up! Minion Dude: Yeah! Great plan! *later...yet again* Eggman: Oh ho! We meet again Sonic! Sonic: Eggman, so you finally decided to show up, eh? Bring it on! Minion Dude: That was SUCH a cool introduction, man! Sonic: Ugh! This guy gets on my nerves! Eggman: Yeah, I know what you mean....um...anyway, I'm going to destroy you! Sonic: Oh yeah?! Your dealing with Sonic! Sonic the Hedgehog! Eggman: And you are facing up against Dr.Eggman, the greatest scientiffic genius of the world! Tails: *sigh* These guys love to talk. Shadow: This is so pathetic. Sonic: And I am faster than the speed of sound! Rouge: I guess we could be here for a while... Eggman: I have an IQ of 300!!! Amy: *sleeping* Sonic:Eggman, I've beat you every time we've fought! Why should this be any different?! Eggman:Because! Sonic: What kind of response was that? Knuckles: So...bored... Eggman: I am much wiser and more powerful than you will ever be! Amy:*still sleeping* Sonic: But I am faster and more agile than YOU will ever be! Minion Dude: *annoying laugh* Hahahahahah! Eggman:Pansy! Infedel! Not-smart! Kindergarten dropout! Smelly head! Dimb dumb! PBS Watcher! Pancake Eater! Moron! Sonic: Fatty! Wierd moustache! Loser! Mama's boy! Snot face! Overwieght man! Dr.Suess Wannabe! *ten hours later* Everyone but Sonic and Eggman: *sleeping* Sonic: ...And that is why I am better! Eggman: Enough of this! Let the battle begin! Sonic: Get ready to lose, Egghead! *spin dashes toward Eggman's walker* Eggman: *fires a missile at Sonic* *Sonic and Eggman continue to attack each other when Minion Dude trips and accidentally hits the laser gun, knocking it off course* Eggman: That's it! Your fired! Minion Dude: Why? Eggman: Beacuse you annoying and...this story is about ME! My name is in the title so ahahahaha! I have no room for stupid guest stars like you. In fact, I'm sending a missile assault to the author's house as we speak for thinking you up. Minion Dude:YOU DON'T LIKE ME! After I cleaned your base! Cooked your meals! We're through, Eggman!You don't appreciate me! *runs away crying* Eggman:That was...really odd. Sonic:Yep. Eggman:*singing* I am the Eggman! That's what I am! I am the Eggman! I got the master plan! *Sonic is covering his ears, trying to survive* Sonic: Can't...take...much...more...*faints* Eggman: Yes! Now I get to...um...Why am I here again? *later at Disney Land..er...Eggman Land* *Eggman is standing on a big stage. Surrounding him are mindless visitors to Eggman Land* Eggman: Good visitors of Eggman Land...You are all now belong to my base...er...empire! Random Person: What? Eggman: I took over the park and you will all be my mindless lackeys. Random Person: Okay! *smile* Eggman: Now, it will only be a matter of time... *Eggman imagines himself sitting on a huge throne surrounded by gorgeous ladies, while eating a huge load of food, and watching gaurds capture Sonic and his friends* Eggman: Today Disney Land....tommorow...the WORLD! Walt Disney: Hey! You big moustached man fat person! Eggman: Are you addressing me? Walt: You have destroyed the magic of Disney Land!!! *sings* When you wish upon a- Eggman: *blasts Walt with a laser* Enough of that! Walt: *electricuted* Yes, sir...King Emperor Ruler Dictator Dr.Eggman Sir! Eggman: Hmmm..."King Emperor Ruler Dictator Dr.Eggman Sir" does have a nice ring to it. Ah, heck. "Dr.Eggman" sounds better. *elsewhere* Sonic and his friends are at a mall* Amy:*Amy is insanely buying a rather large amount of items* Oh! I want this! AND this! This too! Tails: Amy, are you sure you have that kind of money? Amy: Don't worry. I have it taken care of. Shadow: Hey, have any of you seen my credit card? Amy:*grins* Nope. Cashier:*handing items to Amy* Here you are, Mr.Shadow. Have a nice day. By the way...you look different than when I saw you on TV when you saved the world...Did you lose wieght or something? Amy: Yep. Cashier:Oh..okay. Shadow: AMY! Get back here with my money you -----!!! *Eggman's Hidden Base* Eggman: Hmmm...what should I take over next? *sits down to watch TV* Announcer:*cheap British accent* We interupt this broadcast for an important news flash. Today, Dr.Eggman has launched an all out attack that he calls "The Eggman Empire". We will keep you updated as his plans continued. Eggman: I always wanted to be on TV! *thinks* That's it! I'll make my own TV channel! The Eggman Empire Network! Narrator: Well, it looks like Dr.Eggman has some more plans in store for the planet. Will he successfully conquer all of Earth? Only time will tell and- *sees missiles heading toward him* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Coming Soon: Episode 2: The Eggman Empire Network! _______________________ Author's Note: Okay, I know it wasn't that great. Please review though! ___________________________ Preview from the next episode: Eggman: Well, after trying to hire a sidekick, and miserebly failing I might add, I decided to make my own TV network. But Sonic, as ususal, comes to mess up my plans. Will I be able to stop him? Of course I will because...I AM THE EGGMAN! End Preview. TO BE CONTINUED...