Eggman: Escape

By Judge Neusy

By Grand Master Shoma

We'll be blunt: We do not own these characters, but we own this fanfic. Don't steal it.

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(Eggman is in front of a camera)

Eggman: People of Earth, I am going to show you one of my greatest hits! It's "Escape". Similar to Enrique Iglesias, but more HORRIBLE-- I mean, better... AKA Eggman becoming Enrique Iglesias. Enjoy!

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(Eggman starts to sing in the music video; obviously like a goof)

Eggman: ?? Here's how it goes; you and me, up and down

but maybe this time I'll, get it right

Worth a fight

cuz conquering is something you can't do

only me!

All it takes, is some trying

If you feel like leaving

You can just go right ahead

But soon you'll find out

You can run

You can hide

But you can't escape Eggman's wrath!

So if you go, you should know

It's hard to just go and quit

... or you're hit

It was good, my empire

But it was real

And that's the whole deal

In the end; my conquering matters!

If you feel like leaving

You can just go right ahead

But soon you'll find out

You can run

You can hide

But you can't escape Eggman's wrath!

(starts shooting in any direction when there's a comma)

You can run, you can hide,

But you can't escape my wrath ~ my wrath

You can run, you can hide,

But you can't escape Eggman's wrath

Here's how it goes

All I do ... is shoot people-- YOU CAN RUN--

<chorus>

maybe you can run (multi-gun shots)

maybe you can hide (multi-gun shots)

but you can't escape Eggman's wrath

(quiet to loud)

you can run

you can hide

but you can't escape EGGMAN'S WRATH!!!! ??

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Eggman: So, are you going to escape my wrath? (pulls out gun; serious) You better not...