PART ONE

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Day A, 7:00 A.M

Yosh! Here be the first entry of my Egg-Egg Diary! It certainly seems fitting,
wouldn't you say? Ha HA! Indeed it is! What's more, I can even spill out to
you my deepest darkest secrets!

But I won't. I've watched the movies! The diary always becomes obtained in
some form or another, so you won't be getting a lick out of me! Mwahahaha!

Anyway, it is Morning time, and I have a lot on my agenda. I shall return at
noon, my 'dearest' diary, to make more ingenius inscriptions!

~Doctor

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Day A, 12:00 P.M.

The day is looking cloudy! Thunderstorms are moving in! Not a speck of sunlight
is to be found!

My kind of weather, Yosh!

In fact, a certain invention I just recently invented called for this kind of weather!
Without stormy weather, I can't conduct the expirement of my lovely creation's first
run! Which, by the way, I should be attending to at this time.

I'll let you in on how it works. ... A little. It uses the energy from a lightning bolt to
conduct a super-powerful beam of electricity! I'm so excited, I can't wait to see the
results of my genius! I'll let you in on how things went! Farewell, mwahaha!

~Doctor

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Day A, 1:00 P.M.

Expirement screwed up. Things blew up. Mustache needs combing. Clothes need
washing. Tingling won't stop.

Maybe that wasn't such a good idea.

Ugh, my back.

~Doctor

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Day A, 5:00 P.M.

My apologies, Egg-Egg! Things didn't exactly go according to plan. But that doesn't
mean I failed! Oh no, the Great Eggman never gives up! No matter how many times
he is thrown about, exploded upon, bashed, smashed, shocked, splashed, fried, chilled,
or beaten to bits! He will always triumph!

And he will stop speaking in third-person when he very well chooses! Mwahahaha!

Time to go make the Great Eggman some dinner! Then he must get back to work!

Worship him!

... Scratch that, worship ME.

~Doctor

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Day A, 8:00 P.M.

As it grows darker, the dark moods begin to set in. I start thinking dastardly thoughts
to do to others and to myself...

But all that goes away when I turn on the Tele-Egg! Mwahaha! Shadow can go be as
angsty as he wants, I prefer living happily, thank you very much!

After some televised scientific programs (Or, better yet, Cartoons, Yosh!), I have one
last thing on my well-planned ingenious agenda!

I plan to go get some sleep! Ha ha!

Time for some Telly, Egg-Egg! I shall return! When I feel like it, that is, Mwahaha!

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Day A, 11:00 P.M.

And so, the day is done. I accomplished many a great feats, ate many a great food,
watched many a great cartoon (Er, Scientific Program, actually!), and even learned
that if I put a light bulb in my ear, it'll light up! I wonder why it does that... Never worked
before.

... Not that I'm implying I ever stuck a light bulb in my ear.

Okay, the bed calls me! I will open you again some other day, Egg-Egg. In the
meantime, do whatever it is inanimate objects do, uh, when they're bored and have
absolutely nothing to do.

... GOOD NIGHT. MWAHAHAHA!

~Doctor