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Ishnt: "Hello! I'm the author of this fanfic! Prepare for the most mind numbing adventure ever... EGGMAN ADVENTURE 2! What would happen if Eggman and Sonic switched places? Well... THIS! But then, that's only in my random, insane, demented mind..."
CHAPTER 1: The Story Begins! (AKA, the easily made title for any Eggman related
fic.)
*We open with a blue sky, while a helicopter flies through the sky.*
Helicopter Pilot: "This is Sigma Alpha 2, heading due south over the city."
Voice from radio: "Sigma Alpha 2? I thought we sent out Gamma Zeta 7!"
Helicopter pilot: "Really? I could've sworn this was either Sigma Alpha 2 or Omega Delta 971..."
Voice from radio: "Whatever! Report cargo status of what you've captured on board, over!"
Helicopter pilot: "That's a 12-4..."
Voice from radio: "Don't you mean 10-4?"
Helicopter pilot: "Whatever! Cargo secured on board and... Ack! What in the world?"
Voice from radio: "Didn't copy that, over."
Helicopter pilot: "The Eggman is gone! He's tried to eat everyone aboard and... What in the world?! Freeze! What do you think you're doing! Get that Eggman!"
Eggman: *Jumps out of plane and onto wing.* "Talk about low budget flights! No food or-" *Falls off.* "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" *Flails arms.*
STAGE 1 - CITY ESCAPE
Eggman: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" *Hits ground, begins rolling.* "Oof! Hmm, this makes me feel like... SINGING!"
*Music begins.*
Eggman: *Singing.* "Rollin' around at 500 pounds! My weight isn't low, and I need to eat more dough!
Can't just stay still, 'cause I keep rollin' on! I'm rollin' ahead, while lots of people shout!
Flattening everything that's ahead! I need a diet, but I'll eat more instead!
Just rollin' on down the street, wishing I had something to EAT!
I hate peas! I want tea! Must run to escape from the diet committee! I'll eat some stew... and some cheese! I hate peas! Must run to escape from the diet committee! I'll eat some stew and some cheese too! I hate peas! Oh yeah!
I have got lots of calories to burn! But just so that more food I can earn! I know with some luck that I'll find some food! If anyone stands in my way, the day they will rue!
I'll flatten everything that's ahead! I need a diet, but I'll eat more instead!
Find a new steak but don't hit that one tree! Wishing I had something to EAT!
I hate peas! I want tea! Must run to escape from the diet committee! I'll eat some stew... and some cheese! I hate peas! Must run to escape from the diet committee! I'll eat some stew and some cheese too! I hate peas! I hate peas! I'll eat some steeeeeeew, oh yeeeeeah!"
Eggman: *Runs into Omochao.* "Oof!"
Omochao: "Hi! I'm Omochao! I'm here to help you!"
Eggman: "OK... Where do I go now?"
Omochao: "Hi! I'm Omochao! I'm here to help you!"
Eggman: "Um... Have any idea where the nearest restaurant is?"
Omochao: "Hi! I'm Omochao! I'm here to help you!"
Eggman: "Stupid machine!" *Kicks it.*
Omochao: "Ow! Why are you being such a bully? I didn't do anything wrong! I'm leaving! Hmph!"
Eggman: "Fine by me, stupid machine."
Omochao: "Hi! I'm Omochao! I'm here to help you!"
Eggman: "WAAAAAAH!" *Runs away.*
Omochao: "Hi! I'm Omochao! I'm here to-" *Hit by a truck that Eggman previously knocked over.*
Eggman: *Running, destroying robots.* "Where'd these things come from?"
Omochao: "To defeat the robots, use the homing attack! Simply-"
Eggman: *Grabs Omochao, and throws it at a bunch of robots, destroying them.* "Yosh!"
Truck: *Inexplicably begins chasing Eggman.*
Eggman: *Runs flailing arms.* "Waaaaah, I'm being chased!"
Truck Driver: "Ahaha, I'm chasing Eggman!"
Eggman: "Nooooo! Must... keep... going..."
Truck: *Gets closer and closer.*
Eggman: "Oh nooooooo!"
Truck: *Hits Eggman, crashing to a halt.*
Eggman: "...Huh. Interesting." *Walks to goal ring.* "Yosh!"
*Mission complete music.*
Eggman: "Now you know why I am the-" *Gets a D.* "-best? What the..." *Strangles the rank, while emblem appears on screen.*
Sun: *Falls.*
Eggman: "Oh no! It's become NIGHT!"
G.U.N. robot: "I'm here to fight you, ha ha!"
Eggman: "Why?"
G.U.N. robot: "I dunno! Why, does it matter?"
Eggman: "Yes, actually."
G.U.N. robot: "Too bad!" *Begins firing at Eggman.*
Eggman: "Wah!" *Dives behind crate.* "Just great... I wonder what's going on here?"
G.U.N. robot: "Eggman? Where are you?"
Eggman: "NOT behind this crate!"
G.U.N. robot: "'K!" *Flies around aimlessly.*
Eggman: "Hmm, I need to think of a decent strategy... Let's see... Hm..." *Jumps out from behind the crate.* "LOOK! A piece of candy!" *Points at the ground.*
G.U.N. robot: "Ooh!" *Crashes into the ground, exploding, flinging the pilot out.*
G.U.N. Pilot: "Where's the candyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?" *Ting!*
Eggman: "Yosh! ...What the?" *Looks up.*
Shadow: *Standing on wrecked G.U.N. robot, tossing Chaos Emerald up and down.* "It all starts with this... A jewel containing the ultima-" *Drops it, breaking it.* "Oops."
Great Will of the Macrocosm: *Appears.* *Sigh.* "I will now reset the story using my great powers..."
*RESET.*
Shadow: *Standing on wrecked G.U.N. robot, tossing Chaos Emerald up and down.* "It all starts with this... A jewel containing the ultimate power!"
Eggman: "You thought you could trick me with that fake Emerald, didn't you?"
Shadow: *Falls.* "WRONG LINE!"
Eggman: "Oops... Sorry. That's the... Chaos Emerald!"
Shadow: *Looks at him.*
Eggman: "NOW I know what's going on! The military has mistaken ME for the likes of YOU!" *Points.*
Shadow: "Somehow, I'd really doubt that."
Eggman: "So, where do you think you're going with that Emerald?"
Shadow: "I'm just going to..."
Eggman: "Say something! You fake hedgehog!" *Runs at Shadow.*
Shadow: "Oh crap. Chaos... Control!" *Disappears, reappearing next to Eggman.* "Oh crap! I didn't mean to do that!" *Disappears again, reappearing on building.*
Eggman: "Wow, he's fast! Hey, it's not his speed! He must be an author who's godmoding!"
Shadow: *Falls.* "No, you idiot, I'm using the Chaos Emerald to warp..."
Eggman: "Oh... OK!"
Shadow: "My name is Shadow. I am the world's ultimate lifeform. There is no time for games! Farewell!"
Eggman: "Kuu! Shadow... IS MEAN! I wanted to play Mario Kart: Double Dash..."
Police: "Stay where you are! Put your hands in the air! And other such stuff!"
Eggman: "Hey! You haven't even told me what you're arresting me for!"
Police: "That's because we're not authorized to know!"
Eggman: "Doesn't that violate some laws?"
Police: "So's your FACE!"
Eggman: "...That doesn't even make sense!"
Police: "That's it, we're arresting you!"
CINEMA - RANDOM DESERT
Rouge: "You just don't know when to give up, do you?"
Knuckles: "What are you talking about?"
*Camera shows them standing around a box of explosives.*
Knuckles: "These are MINE. You got that?" *Picks up some explosives.* "These explosives have the power to blow stuff to smithereens! THAT makes them VERY powerful." *Looks up.* "What the?"
Rouge: "Wha?! Thief!"
Knuckles: "Look who's calling who a thief."
Sonic: *In Eggmobile, holding box of explosives with claw.* "I came here looking for stuff to blow random things up with. If I'm not mistaken, this is a box of explosives, is it not?"
Knuckles: "It's you... Sonic the Hedgehog!"
Rouge: "So THAT'S Sonic the Hedgehog!"
Sonic: "Well, I guess I could use it for something. Considering... It's... exactly what I was looking for. I'll just take it with me. Farewell, knucklehead!"
Knuckles: "Not if I can help it!" *Flies upward, punching the box of explosives.* "Oops! Wait, thatmayhavebeenabadideabecausenowtheexplosivesaregoingto-"
*Box of explosives explodes, flames engulfing the entire area.*
Great Will of the Macrocosm: *Appears.* "What?! Again?" *Sigh.*
*RESET.*
Knuckles: "Not if I can help it!" *Flies up to box of explosives, tapping it lightly enough to send all the explosives flying, but not enough to detonate them.*
Rouge: "AHHHHHHHHH!"
Sonic: "What?"
Rouge: *Grabs Knuckles, shaking him.* "What was that all about! And look what you did to my explosives!"
Knuckles: "I did that to prevent the box of explosives from being stolen, you idiot! If it's in pieces, it's less likely that Sonic will kill us all with them. And by the way, they're not YOUR explosives."
Sonic: "Hm, doesn't matter. I'll look into it once I get back to-" *Passes out, due to sunstroke, crashing Eggmobile into nearby pyramid.*
Rouge: *Looks over.* "...I despise anyone who takes explosives from me! All your explosives are belong to ME for keeps!"
Knuckles: "Yeah, we'll see about that BATGIRL."
*Rouge's logo spins onto screen.*
Singers: "Nunununanunununanunununanununanunununanunanunanunanunanunununuh! BAT GIIIIIIRL! BAT GIIIIIIIIRL! BAT GIIIIIIRL!"
STAGE 2 - Wild Canyon
Knuckles: *Runs around, aimlessly.* "I must find the explosives before she does! But where could they be?" *Runs into Omochao.* "Oof!"
Omochao: "Hi! I'm Omochao! I'm here to help you!" *Giant rock falls on Omochao and crushes him.*
Knuckles: "Aww, great. Now what?" *Begins running around aimlessly again.* *Runs into Omochao.* "What the? I just saw you die!"
Omochao: "Did you know there are 15 animals hidden in this stage?"
Knuckles: "...Um..." *Picks Omochao up, looking at it.*
Omochao: "Hey, let go!"
Knuckles: *Runs around, still holding Omochao.*
Omochao: "If you put me down, I'll tell you how many Omochao there are!"
Knuckles: "There's more than one? Ohhhh, that explains it." *Puts the Omochao down.*
Omochao: "Thanks for saving me! I was scared." *Begins to fly off.*
Knuckles: "Wait, you were gonna tell me how many Omochao there are!"
Omochao: "Did you know there are 15 animals hidden in this stage?"
Knuckles: "..." *Picks up a nearby boulder and throws it at the Omochao, hitting it.*
Omochao: "Oof! ...Wh, who am I? And where am I?"
Knuckles: *Sigh.* "This is embarassing..."
Monitor: *Written.* "Over here, doofus."
Knuckles: "Huh? Sumiyoshi? Is that you?"
Monitor: *Written.* "No! I'm a monitor, that gives you hints on where to find your explosives!"
Knuckles: "Oh, OK. Gimme a hint."
Monitor: *Written.* "I should warn you, it lowers your score a little..."
Knuckles: "Meh, least it doesn't shorten my life a little. Can't say the same for some things... Gimme a hint."
Monitor: *Written.* "OK... Umm... Bah, I never was good at hints. It's in one of those big boulders over there."
Knuckles: "Huh?" *Walks over.* "Hm..." *Breaks boulder, taking an explosive.* "All right! One down, two to go!"
Monitor: *Written.* "How do you know there are three in this stage?"
Knuckles: "Umm... I dunno!" *Jumps into wind current, being tossed upward.* "Wheeeee!" *Crashes into ceiling in upper area of Wild Canyon, and falls, hitting the sand.* "Ow! When'd they build a ceiling here? And why?"
Omochao: *Using bricks on the ceiling.* "To make sure the air doesn't get out!"
Knuckles: *Sigh.* *Tosses a brick at the Omochao, causing it to fall back to the lower part of Wild Canyon.* "Now..." *Breaks a robot, getting another explosive.* "Yeah, one more! Hm..." *Walks around.* "Huh? What's that?" *Sees explosive floating around quickly.* "Hey, isn't that a bit dangerous, because if it hits me, I'll explode, and-" *Hit.* *Explodes.*
Knuckles: *Reappears in lower part of Wild Canyon.* "Thank God for extra lives..." *Hit in head by Omochao, dies.*
Knuckles: *Reappears in lower part of Wild Canyon... Again.* "Ow..." *Rubs his head.* "OK, time to go back and get that explosive!" *Jumps into wind, hits his head on ceiling again, then goes and grabs explosive.* "Yeah! Alright!"
*Mission complete music.*
Knuckles: *Gets an A.* "Yeeeeeah, that was perfect!"
A Rank: *Turns into an E.*
Knuckles: *Falls.*
CINEMA - PRISON ISLAND AIRSPACE
Tails: "There's no mistake about it! This must be the place! Prison Island... It's a secret military base that's reinforced, and super strong! Or... Something. You know, I never really paid too much attention to this scene, since my American voice actor sucks so much."
Ishnt: *Flies up with jetpack, hits Tails.* "Tails you idiot! If the voice actor by some chance happens to read this story, feelings might be HURT!"
Tails: "I care... Why?"
Ishnt: "Bah! You've already made me appear in this fic, when I SHOULDN'T! So just apologize!"
Tails: "OK, OK, whatever. Sorry. Now... Go away, there's supposed to be SOME sort of fourth wall in this story! And if it's normal CHARACTER you, you're not created yet, so you shouldn't be appearing in this story!"
Ishnt: "Hm, you know, maybe I should stay. Prison Island was destroyed by the time I was created and I might wanna see i-" *Jetpack runs out of fuel.* "Never miiiiiind!" *Falls into water with a splash.*
Tails: *Sigh.* "Oh, look, Amy's being attacked by Sonic and I have to help her 'cause she's in danger and Tornado Transformation yay." *Tornado Transforms into fighting mech thing.*
Amy: "Tails!"
Tails: "Stand back Amy! I'll handle this!"
-BOSS FIGHT: SONIC.-
Sonic: "You can't beat me! You're just a kid!"
Tails: "We'll see about that!" *Runs up to Sonic and hits him with propeller.*
Sonic: "Ow!" *Knocked across stage.* "That's it! I-" *Hit again.* "Ow! That's it! I-" *Hit again.* "Ow! Would you stop doing that?! It doesn't even take off as much damage as a normal shot!"
Tails: "But it's so much fun!" ^_^ *Hits with propeller again.*
Sonic: "Gaah!" *Knocked into pole, which he hits his head on.* "Ouches..."
Tails: "Yeah, I did it!"
-BOSS FIGHT OVER.-
Amy: "Tails! What are you doing here?"
Tails: "I could be asking you the same question."
Amy: "I came here to help my hero, Eggman!"
-CUT TO: PRISON CELL.-
Eggman: "Something feels very very wrong..."
-CUT TO: WHEREEVER IT IS AMY AND TAILS ARE.-
Tails: "Right, well, let's go save Eggman."
Amy: "Hey! Wait for me Tails!"
Tails: "Huh? I haven't even started moving yet."
Amy: "Umm..." *Sweatdrop.* "Heh, guess that was a bit too early, huh?"
Tails: "Yuh huh. Just get in."
Amy: "Where? It only has room for one person..."
Tails: "Ummm..." *Puts Amy in the fuel tank.* "There!"
Amy: "Umm, Tails, are you sure this is safe?" *Begins being burned as fuel.* "Tails? Ahhhh! Hot! Hot!"
STAGE 3 - PRISON LANE
Tails: "All right! A military base! TIME TO CAUSE SOME DESTRUCTION!" *Fires random blasts all over the place.*
Amy: "Erm, Tails? Are you sure that's your top priority?"
Tails: "Amy? I thought I was burning you for fuel... I mean, um..."
Amy: "I can't die! I'm too important to the story!"
Tails: "Really?"
Amy: "Yep!"
Tails: "Hmmmm..." *Takes out a machine gun and fires it at the fuel tank.* "Wait, maybe that wasn't the best idea, I mean-" *Huge semi-pink explosion begins engulfing entire base.*
-ELSEWHERE IN BASE...-
Eggman: "Huh? What's that sound?" *Area engulfed in explosion.*
Tails: *Reappears at beginning of base.* "Oh well. At least Amy's providing infinite fuel for the Tornado... Now..." *Begins destroying robots, running around.* "Muahaha! Die! Die! DIIIIIIIIIIIE! AHAHAAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" *Eats a couple of the robots.* "NONE SHALL ESCAPE THE WRATH OF TAILS!" *Looks up, inexplicably having blood on his mouth.* *Jumps out of Tornado and begins attacking robots, ripping them to shreds.*
Amy: "Yep, I'm scared..."
Tails: "Wahahaa! None shall stop me! And nothing can satisfy my appetite for destruction!" *Stomach rumbles.* "...Hm..." *Looks over at fuel tank.* "Although some hedgehog could satisfy my NORMAL appetite. Oh Aaaaaaaaaamyyyyyyyy..."
Amy: *Jumps out of fuel tank.* "Hi?"
Tails: *Devours Amy.* "Yum!"
Amy: *Reappears.* "Whoa, that was cool. Do it again!"
Tails: *Falls.* "Bah, no time..." *Puts her back in the fuel tank, continues on.*
Amy: "Yay! This is less fun, but still is!"
Tails: "Is being in there killing your brain cells?"
Amy: "Might be! Can't tell!"
Tails: *Sigh.* *Blasts robots, continuing through the stage.* "MUAHAHAHA DIE DIe oh forget it." *Yawns, continuing throughout the base.*
Amy: "I'm dizzyyyy..."
Tails: "What's that mean to me?"
Amy: "It means I'm in two places at once too!"
Voice from Tails' stomach: "Hi!"
Tails: "AHH! That's disturbing... What's going on anyway?"
Amy: "The author's just stalling to make this level longer."
Tails: "Ah, forget that!" *Runs to the level end.*
*Mission complete music.*
Tails: *Gets an A Rank.* "Even if I remembered my phrase for when I get an A Rank, I wouldn't say it, 'cause it didn't work for Eggman or Knuckles..." *Regardless, A Rank turns into a D Rank.* "Ohhhhhhhhhhh, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
*Screen goes blank.*
...
*And, screen goes back to normal.*
Tails: *Panting.*
Amy: "Why are you being so violent anyway?"
Tails: "I... really don't know."
CINEMA - PRISON CELL
Eggman: *Running back and fourth, tapping feet.*
Amy: *Falls through vent.*
Eggman: "Huh? Amy?"
Amy: "Shhhh, keep your voice down!"
Eggman: "Why? This area isn't guarded at all..."
Amy: "Never fear! Amy Rose is here!"
Eggman: "Yay! Now let me out."
Amy: "That's not your line!"
Eggman: "It isn't?"
Amy: "No, you're supposed to say 'What are you doing here?', and then I say 'Well, if you gotta know, I caught a ride with Tails!' And then, 'Are you sure you don't want my help? It looks like you could use it?' And then you say 'The reason I'm in here is because of that fake hedgehog!' And then I say 'You mean that black hedgehog?' And then you say 'Di-"
Eggman: "OK, OK, I got it, I got it! Did you see it? Where is it now?"
Amy: "If I tell you, will you marry me?"
Eggman: "OK."
Amy: "I thought I ha- ...THAT'S NOT YOUR LINE!" *Opens cell.*
Eggman: "Oops, sorry."
Amy: "But yay! Do you have a ring?"
Eggman: *Puts a gold ring, the kind you find in levels, on Amy's head.* "Yosh! If this was EE universe, Sera would kill me! But it's not! So I'm safe! And I'm inexplicably the same age as her in this universe while still looking exactly like I do in Sega, so it's not weird, because she's more human-like than hedgehog and..." *Trails on and on...*
Amy: "...Well, anyway, that black hedgehog came here with Dr. Eggman!"
Eggman: "...and it doesn't matter anyway because deviating from the plot is- Wait a second... Uh... Amy? I'M Dr. Eggman."
Amy: "Er... I mean... Sonic the Hedgehog! That fiend!"
Eggman: "Agh, Sonic! I knew he was behind this!"
Amy: "What's that writing on the wall anyway? Did you do that?"
Eggman: "No, that's Sonic's dead grandfather, Professor Gerald Robotnik."
Amy: "You weren't supposed to answer me! ...Wait, isn't Professor Gerald YOUR grandfather?"
Eggman: "Yep."
Amy: "...You're weird. Let's just get out of here now, OK?"
Eggman: "Right!"
STAGE 4 - Metal Harbor
Eggman: *Running.* "Whooooooo! This makes me feel like singing! Too bad this stage doesn't have lyrics! Oh well. DUN DUUUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUN..."
Amy: *Running.* "Wheeeeee!" *Grabs 10 rings.* "Yay!" *Does a special attack.*
Eggman: *Hit.* "Ow! What are you doing? I'm on YOUR side, remember?"
Amy: "Oops. Umm... HE did it!" *Points in some random direction.*
Eggman: "Amy... There's nothing there."
Amy: "Or IS there?"
Eggman: "...OK! Let's get going!" *Continues running.*
Amy: "Doodadoo... Hey, look, an area where the only way across is the homing attack!"
Eggman: "No problem!" *Jumps off.* "Wait, I can't do the homing attack, can I?" *Falls into water.*
Amy: "Nooooo! WHY, CRUEL FATE?! I finally get engaged and you just take him away from me like that! How will I ever go on without him? It hurts... Whyyyyyyy?"
Eggman: *Walks up behind her.* "Um, Amy? Have you forgotten about extra lives?"
Amy: "Uh... Oh yeah! Still, there's the problem about how to get across..."
Eggman: "I've got an idea! I throw you across, and you pull me across with our energy bands!"
Amy: "Yeah! ....Wait, this isn't Knuckles' Chaotix!"
Eggman: "Oh... Shoot. What are we gonna do then?"
Amy: "Have lunch?"
Eggman: "OK!"
*1 hour later...*
Eggman: "Yuuuum. That was good."
Amy: "Yeah!"
Eggman: "I feel like we should be hurrying, though..."
-ELSEWHERE...-
Shadow: "WHY haven't I set the dynamite packs yet? I should have by now, yet I just can't..."
-BACK WITH EGGMAN AND AMY.-
Great Will of the Macrocosm: "This is interfering with the story..."
Eggman: "Yep. Hiya, plothole person!"
Great Will of the Macrocosm: "Due to the laziness of the author, I shall transport you to the other side of this great chasm. Here we go!"
*Universe flips over, and Eggman and Amy end up on other side, but Amy unconcious.*
Eggman: "Yosh!" *Notices Amy.* "Ah! Amy, say something!"
Amy: *Wakes up.* "...no gniog s'tahw aedi on yletulosba evah I ...hgU"
Eggman: "You're alive! Now.. Let's go to TOKYO UNIVERSITY!" *Points in the general direction of Japan.*
Amy: "?tahW..."
Eggman: "Hey! Plothole person! Put Amy's speech back to normal!"
Great Will of the Macrocosm: "OK, OK..." *Shoots a weird beam at Amy.*
*Amy felt a little strange...*
*Amy's attack!*
*Dr. Eggman suffered 13 HP of damage!*
Eggman: "Wah! This isn't EarthBound!"
*Oops, sorry.*
Amy: "I'm scared and confused..."
Eggman: "Me too. Let's continue on!" *Begins running through the rest of the level.*
Amy: "Yay!" *Follows.*
Eggman: "Amy, look out for that life threatening thing that is headed right toward you at this second just now!"
Amy: "Oh no!"
Eggman: "Haaaa!" *Destroys spinning razor blade which is headed toward Amy.* "Amy, I have saved your life, now let's continue!"
Amy: "Right! Why are we talking like this now, it is confusing me!"
Eggman: "I do not know! I think the author was going to do a cheesy scene, but changed it to a badly subbed Japanese monster movie for some reason!"
Amy: "Right!"
-SCENE CHANGE: AUTHOR'S HOUSE.-
Ishnt: *Eating jelly beans, typing.* "Doodadoo, now to think up some random nonsensical plot and..."
Amy: *Hits Ishnt with her hammer.* "STOP MESSING WITH OUR SPEAKING PATTERNS!"
Ishnt: "Ow... Sorry..."
Amy: *Walks off.*
Ishnt: "I can't feel my brain..."
-SCENE CHANGE: METAL HARBOR-
Amy: "OK! Let's go!"
Eggman: "Right!" *Takes a step, reaches the goal ring.* "Yosh!" *Gets an A Rank.* "Eee..." *Pokes it.*
A Rank: *Explodes, turning into a J rank.*
Eggman: *Falls.*
TO BE CONTINUED...