Episode 1: And the Secret Word is...


Kaosu: ..Eh? *Looks at Title* Explanations, SFX?
SFX: Ehehehe. The Secret word of the day. It’s Eggman.
Kaosu: What’s gonna happen if I say Eggman?
*DINGDINGDING!*
Kaosu: *Is pelted by 10 eggs*
SFX: That happens. ^_^
*Eggman walks in*
Doc Eggman: Hey!
SFX: Hey Eggman!
*Nothing happens*
Kaosu: WHAT?! You said Eggman *Pelted by 10 Eggs* How come you didn’t get
pelted with Eggs? *Hit 5 times with eggs* What?! I said Egg! *Hit 5 times
with Eggs* MAN! *Hit 5 times with
eggs* WHAT GIVES!?
SFX: I made myself immune to the Secret word. And I made it so that if you
say a part of the word, you get hit with a percentage of the 10 eggs.
Kaosu: You’re evil. ;.;
SFX: I know. >:D
Doc Eggman: Well, wackyness aside, what’s up?
SFX: Nothing.
Doc Eggman: What do we have planned for today’s episode?
*Long silence*
SFX: ...planned? *Takes out a dictionary* Planned....Planned....hmm..
Doc Eggman: .....You don’t know what planned means?
Zeros: He’s being a sarcastic jerk.
Kaosu: No, seriously. He doesn’t know what planned means.
Zeros: .......Are you kidding me?
Kaosu: I only wish.
Zeros: ...Okay, I’m going with the sane people.
Doc Eggman: What sane people?
Zeros: The ones..um..the ones...
Doc Eggman: Well?
Zeros: Right, SFX doesn’t know how to hire a sane stage crew.
Doc Eggman: XD Yes.
SFX: Ah! Here it is....hmm...No, I’m not planned.
Doc Eggman: Then what are we doing?
SFX: .....Well, I’m pretty sure if we think together....
Zeros: Don’t you dare...
SFX: We could...
Zeros: I’m warning you..
SFX: Make an...
Zeros: I HAVE A SWORD AND KNOW HOW TO USE IT.
SFX: EGGcellent plan!
Zeros: AAAGHHHHHH! *Charges at SFX with sword*
SFX: *Runs* If he catches me. I’ll be in Eggscrutiating pain! I better head
for the EGGsit!
Zeros: I’LL CHASE YOU TILL THE END OF TIME!
*SFX and Zeros run out of the building*
Kaosu: ....*Cough* uhm...now what?
Doc Eggman: I dunno. But I could sure go for some..EGGS! *Takes out Egg
blaster and fires at the Eggs approaching his head, breaking them out of
their shells, then catches the Eggs with a plate.*
Kaosu: ....
Doc Eggman: *Uses Egg blaster to heat the Eggs, and then eats them* Yum.
Kaosu: ...*Holds up a card with an 8*
Doc Eggman: Heh.
Zeros: *Comes in with SFX’s Severed head*  Hi.
Doc Eggman and Kaosu: Yahh!
Zeros: Yes. I DID IT! I CHOPPED OFF HIS HEAD.
SFX: *Walks in* Hey guys.
Everyone else: AHHH!
Zeros: But..How did..why..but the...uh.....ARGGHHH!
SFX: Fake head with Ketchup. Heh. I win.
Zeros: ....*Takes out Sword* Not for long.
SFX: ....Hmm..Why do you hate these Egg puns, Zeros? *Behind his back is a
controller with a knob, which SFX turns*
Zeros: I HATE THOSE EGG PUNS..*Shadow appears over Zeros* Eh? *Pelted with
10,000* AHHH!
SFX: Later. That’s our Show! I have to run! *Runs away*
Zeros: WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE, OOOH WILL YOU PAY!
Doc Eggman: Well, this was fun, but I have stuff to do. *Heads for
Eggsi..er..Exit, when Zeros blocks him*
Zeros: gr...
Doc Eggman: Out so soon?
Zeros: You..are responsible for this..I WILL GET YOU!!!! *Charges at Eggman*
Doc Eggman: *Steps out of the way, and trips Zeros*
Zeros: AHHH! *Lands on top of the Egg Shells* AAHH! MY EVERYTHING.
Doc Eggman: XD. Comic Relief is always relaxing.... Well. Later! *Exits*
Kaosu: ...Right...CHAO TELEPORT! *Disappears*
Zeros: ....AAH! SOMEBODY HELP ME! MY EVERYTHING HURTS!!!!


End.